Wading in the water and she got her toes wet She went wading in the water and she got her feet wet Sake of completeness (it is, after all, on the album.) Over the age of 3 being amused by this one, but I include it for the The ** are supposed to represent handclaps. In album Shaving Cream also as B-side of single |: I hope you'll always watch and guide her, until I return, So while I'm far away try to see her every day "Please be a pal to my dear gal 'till the day when I come backĪnd now I'll kiss my lovin' baby, goodbye on her lips "I leave her in your trusted care", said he to good old Jack His sweetheart and his dearest friend were there to say adieu
The boy was on his way to war, of course he felt quite blue Perhaps I'll change my mind and we'll go take a ship together! Sailing, sailing, isn't it lovely weather Maybe that gives you pleasure but it gives me an awful pain If you like briny seas, the rolling waves, an ocean breeze, Take a battleship, an excursion ship, or a fishing ship 'll doĪnd if you can't take a big ship, then take a small canoe If you can't fly in planes or ride in buses or in trains You go your way, I'll go mine and I'll meet you over there Well the next time we go traveling, ships are out and I declare I like trains and buses but you like a ferry boat. Note: I listened to this one in headphones, and I'm halfwayĬonvinced that he wasn't saying "ship" at all, but somethingĮvery time we take a trip you always get my goat
In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard VSD-79357 1975) If Joan of Arc can take it why can't you?īy Benny (Bell) Samberg (his first English recording!) Then we fooled with Atlas, covered him with a mattress, If Sitting Bull can take it why can't you? One good turn deserves another, that is why. Hung a tie on Caesar's fly, oh boy what funĪnd on Greeley's daughter we put a bucket of water, When we fooled with Atlas, covered him with a mattress, If Buffalo Bill can take it why can't you? We pinched his nose and scratched his back If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you? Most imagine Tom Lehrer singing- same piano style, delivery, etc. Note: of all Benny's songs, this is the one which I could
In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard 79357 1975) 'Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me! Is when the tattooed lady takes a bath, oh gee, The only time that anyone can see my picture, Now do you wonder why I look so sad and worried,Īnd do you wonder why my head is bending low? It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee,įor whenever she sits down she sits on me. She has a rusty hinge that's tattooed on her kneecap You'll see the Mississippi River all the way. She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow,Īnd on her hip she has a lovely Queen of May, Now whenever she sits down, she sits on me! She simply could not find a vacant spot you see, When she decided that she'd like to add my picture, She has the landing of the Pilgrims on her shoulder,Īnd on her back she has a sunset and the West,Īnd the Pyramids look real upon her chest :-) The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with meĪnd to prove her love is sweet like sugar cane toddy Oh listen to my story boys, I need your sympathy, My little Fanny is reserved for just one guyĪnd frequently their cheeks were close to mineĪnd when we go away to spend our honeymoon, Oh don't touch my Fanny, please don't ever try In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard 79357), also single release Will you love me when my tank begins to leak? Will you love me when my inner tube is busted, Will you love me when I cannot blow my horn? Will you love me when my rim-rod's old and rusty, Will you love me when my rear end's worn and torn, Will you love me when my fuel pipe is empty, Will you love me when my flivver is a wreck? Will you love me when my pump is on the blink? Will you love me when my old exhaust gets noisy, When my spark plug is as dead as Kelsey's doorknob,Īnd my clutch begins to slip, will you shed tears? Will you love me when I cannot shift my gears? Will you love me when my carburetor's busted, He was an automobile mechanic working staedy thoughout the yearĪnd in terms of his profession, he whispered in her ear. They were holding hands together as the motor loudly roaredĪnd the price of gas went up to sixty-two They were sweethearts and they didn't care who knew In album Shaving Cream (Vanguard 79357, 1975)Ī couple was once seated in a little motor car, Demento from late 1982, including the songs: